Hey, Fat @#$%, 4 More Days

The end...is so near.

It's almost like smack-induced Dylan barfly time.

I probably won't head out to a place frequented by ladies of ill repute and bad neon signs, though.  Probably just get woozy with the Kitt-meister. 

The end of Jonadan is like Christmas for adults, or just me.   Visions of frosty brews dance in my head.

I salivate over badly drawn beers.

Stay Beer-focused

J McBarfly

Day 18 - My Dylan McKay Weekend

18 Days without booze or heroin.  I have never done heroin, but I've done much amounts of booze.

This weekend was my Dylan  McKay moment.  I almost found myself like this:

"As soon as I find my contact lens, I am doing more heroin."

Kitty and I were caught asking each other more than once, "You know what sounds really good right about now?"

"A big bottle of wine?"

"Yep."

It's amazing what a Diet Coke and some disco dancing will do for your cravings, though.  We both made it through.  We did not succumb to a Dylan moment.  We continued our alcohol-free journey to the promised land of January 32nd 31st.

13 Days until Booze-a-palooza 2015...or just a few beers and Pringles.

Stay smack-free
J McMcKay

Happy Week-versary to Me

Slobber...slobber...slobber

I would hereby like to take this opportunity to congratulate myself for not drinking beer for 7 days.  This would not have been possible without me, and I would like to extend my appreciation to me.

Here are 5 positive things from not drinking for a week:

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Looking at that picture above...I feel like Dylan McKay from 90210...when he had a hard time quiting heroin.

"If I had some smack...right noooow..."

Happy Friday

J McCrackbaby