I'm digging the new "Hey, who's that hot broad in my kitchen?" look.
Ok, so they're progressive bifocals and without them she has to hold her phone at arms length to read my immature texts.
"Hey Kitty...your new glasses make you look hot."
"Thanks!"
"Like Mrs. Hottie McHotterson."
"That's sweet!"
"And that little bit of purple in the inside of the frames...I dig it. I think the color purple turns me on!"
"The absence of all color would turn you on."
Truth. I think of all the education that I missed...but then my homework, was never quite like this.
