Who wrote this? This guy...
If Captain Caveman could put on compression socks, I don't think he would, even because he can.
If Yoda was feeling a little chunky, went to his local crossfit box, and then visited a grammar workshop, he might pen this.
I don't think anyone ever said they couldn't. Why is this crossfit person so disagreeable.
Hey man, you CAN all day long. You CAN EVEN in those funny socks. You CAN EVEN WANT, if you want.