Hey, Fat @#$%...What Happened to Your Thing?

I been busy, OK.  Busy getting my drink on again.

Quick Jonadan 2015 Summary:

Beers drank: Zero
Pounds lost: 8
Backfat squeezes: 5
Dylan McKay references: 4 (I think)
Bon Jovi tunes-a-listened to: Zero

Whoa - I'm 2X halfway there!