Where is Bon Jovi This Week

Because they can, they are taking a break until September 10th where they’ll continue their “Porque nosotros podemos” Tour in Mexico City. I imagine they probably needed some time to collect their un-cashed social security checks or have a knee replaced. Something…not sure. 

They recently returned from Europe, where they showcased America’s cheesiest export from Bulgaria to London, England. From there, they finished their ‘Because Cougars Need Fun, Too’ tour in the Midwest and finally, East Rutherford, NJ, where people still ski in their jeans. 

I imagine they took rest at their old friends Bobby or Gina’s house…some tri-level that has a garage right on the street and shared stories about doing more with only 4 chords. “Is that a D chord?”…”You thought so, right…no…it’s Dsus2!” 

“We have a big car grill for our stage” 

“Awesome. Do you still play that ‘Whoa…we’re halfway there’ song?” 

“Yeah. Totally rocks and the soccer moms throw their arms so high…all you can see is armfat oscillating on the main floor!” 

“You rock, JBJ. Wanna Busch Light?” 

“No thanks, man…Do you have any coconut water and a Tylenol Arthritis?” 

So only a few weeks until JBJ and his band of merry has-beens load up their cases, team up with…wait for it…Nickelback…and head to Mexico DF and go be ‘Rock Stars.’ 

Until then…Whoooooooaaaa…were halfway there…whooooooAAAAAAA!!! 

L8rz 

JMcCowboy